A most curious dream I had last night , that I mysteriously woke up in bed with the Duchess of Cornwall , Camilla , who offered to perform a certain act on me to which I declined , whilst Prince Charles was cycling on an exercise-bike and gazing through the window at his garden ; How peculiar . .
I hope that Prince William does'nt make a habit of 'borrowing' RAF chinook helicopters , in short supply in Afghanistan , to pick up his brother on the way to boozy jaunts . .
The U.S Ambassador to Britain revealed , on the radio this morning , that when Gordon Brown was still Chancellor of the Exchequer and visiting Washington he was in a room with Bush and about 10 other people , and Bush asked everyone else to leave so that he and Brown could spend 45 minutes of 'private time' together : Oooh , so now we know .
He also said that of course as we all know his President is a deeply religious person : Oh yes , obviously !
Not sure whether that shouldn't be reclassified as a nightmare...oh, haven't heard about the latest playboy princes' escapades...hmmm...wastes of time and space and money all of them...well, I'm not surprised at the last bit of news either about Bush and Brown...Bush needs to be brought up to date on what the 57th - I think it's that number - state of the USA is doing as rather a long way away and he probably needs to be told where it is and how many more defence systems he can put here in the not too distant future...well before he goes anyway...
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2008-04-17 @ 12:38