I watched the 'how to kill michael portillo' programme , which contained disturbing footage of an elephant being electrocuted by Thomas Edison , and of nasty experiments conducted upon rabbits , mice and a dead pig .
He discovered a painless method of execution which brings about a 'euphoric' death , which is not going to be seen as a deterrent by avid death-penalty enthusiasts .
How odd that Paul Burrell , at the Diana Princess of Wales Inquest today could'nt remember what is the 'secret' that he tantilised readers of the end of his book with .
Either it was nothing much at all , just his salaciously , maniputively teasing us about nothing more sensational than that Diana was considering moving to the United States , as there had already been suggestions of ' in the public domain ' , or it was something far more 'sensational ' than that which he's not revealing out of loyalty to his former employer and / or because he's been 'got at' by the mysterious " powers at work in this country of which we have no knowledge . Do you understand ? " who , in December 1997 , HM The Queen warned him of .
If someone really knows a 'secret' that they have no intention of divulging they normally keep that to themselves , and do'nt boastfully tease about it