SloshedAndVexed : Sounds a bit like 'Posh and Becks' , and , I do slowly get a bit drunk most evenings , and not so infrequently feel vexed about whatever .
Martin : It's okay , not my favourite name , and , for some of my schooldays it was sometimes 'Mental Martin' .
I've been called : 'Mr.Bean' , despite my lack of resembalance to Mr. Atkinson .
And , 20 years ago some local long-haired male weirdo's got off on shouting " Straigh' Ar' " whenever they saw me , apparently because they alleged that I did not , whilst walking , swing my arms demonstratively enough for their liking .
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The stupid survey that's supposed to prove that  1 out of 5 UK males would know who to go to to easily illegally buy a gun if they wanted one  ; I have never known (or wanted to know) that , including when I lived in a city , and I very much doubt that anyone who I know , or any of my friends on this site could easily obtain a gun . . . Is this anti-male propaganda or just lazy surveying or what . . .